something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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