Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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