i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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