who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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