you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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