We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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