Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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