White coat. Heels.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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