did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Non-Jews are for practice
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Drake has all the answers
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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