hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
