Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
