Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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