So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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