1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Plan B is the new Plan A
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Sober January is a disaster.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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