Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
i need some magic done to my vagina
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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