If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
