i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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