So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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