I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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