Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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