Hey man sorry I got all grabby
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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