you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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