You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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