Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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