As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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