he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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