Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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