if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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