Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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