Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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