Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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