covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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