he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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