The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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