You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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