Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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