yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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