so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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