Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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