I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Fuck me I smell like cheese
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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