ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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