Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
