Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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