and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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