A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Shame is for Republicans.
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