Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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