he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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