oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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