her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
