it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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