pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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