If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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