I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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