Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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