ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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