I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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